Salmonella Anyone?
What’s this have to do with anything?
Nothing, unless you were like me and ate like ten packs of these things last night for dinner. That’s right, I got caught up watching Pineapple Express and I was really chilled out and for some reason had a craving for some peanut butter crackers. And you know once you get started your gonna tear right through the whole box. Of course I did.
Now I wake up and find out my favorite late-night munchie killer, the great orange glowing peanut cracker, is bunk.
Just saw that there have been deaths and over 400 people are sick from the salmonella outbreak. Hopefully, I consumed enough alcohol to keep myself sterile. I’m screwed.
